SAUDER HOSPITALIZED: SHOWS CANCELLED
Saturday, 22 July 2006

Bronx Cheerleader drummer Sauder went under the knife yesterday forcing Bronx Cheerleader to bow out of two planned shows this weekend, including one with the great Sailboats Are White. After a gall stone flare-up in the middle of the night on Wednesday the drummer was rushed to the hospital where he spent the night under observation. "If I can walk, I'm playing", Sauder said optimistically Thursday. However, the doctor checked him out on Friday morning and deemed that surgery was needed. "F*ck!" said Sauder when reached for comment Friday afternoon before the procedure. Later adding, "F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!!!". After a successfull operation Sauder is now at home recuperating. Get well soon you crazy mofo.